→ Your jokes are so corny that the corns on your toes got jealous.
Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she was arrested for 1st degree murder.
→ Yo mama like a fast food restaraunt - quick and easy!!!
→ Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip 'n' slide
→ Yo mamma so damn fat that when she traveled back to thedinosaur times and she took astep the dinosaurs said what the hell is happing...oh shit its a real damn earthquake.
→ Your mama so stupid when she saw a kid dress as a devil in halloween she thouth she was in hell
→ Yo Momma's so ugly, even Sloth from the Goonies wouldn't date her.
→ Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded
→ Yo Mamma so damn ugly shemakes Anne Ramsey look like J Lo.
→ Yo' mamma so ugly she got arrested for vandalizing a mirror shop.
→ Yo mama so stupid she put a peep hole in a glass door
→ Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.
→ Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind man cry!
→ Yo mamma so old, fat and hairy, that when she took youto the zoo the zookeepers thought a silverback Gorilla had abducted you!
→ Yo mama so fat, that when uwere born, they had 2 send out a search party to find ya!
→ Yo mama soooo ugly, she works as a double for SaddamHussein.
→ Yo moma so stupid if she would to speak her mind she would be speachless
→ Yo mama soooo poor she can't even pay attention!
→ Yo kid brother so damn uglythat the kids at school have started saying, "Hey Gollum, give us your autograph"
→ Yo mama so0o0o fat, one day she walked out with a yellow rain jacket on and the children began yelling, "Hey, the School Bus is here!"
→ Yo mama so0o0o fat, she takes baths in the Atlantic Ocean
→ Listen buddy, your mommy isso freakin dumb that if you told her pappa was a rolling stone, she'd tell her momma toput mick jagger on child support!
→ Yo Momma so damn fat the Police where going to use her as an emergency air mattress when Michael Jackson started dangling his baby.
→ Hey, yo momma so damn fat when her beeper goes off people turn around to see if she is backin up!!
→ Yo moma so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat all the people yell "taxi"
→ Yo mama's so damn fat that when she was kidnapped her face covered every side of the milk carton!
→ You so ugly when a friend walked you into school the teachers said sorry no pets aloud!
→ Your Mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
→ Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay.
→ Yo mama's so bald, Mr. Clean got jealous.
→ Hey, your Momma is so sluttie I'd call her a hoe but hoes' get paid.
→ Yo Mamas so damn greasy that she has to use bacon for a bandaid.
→ Yo' mama so dumb she got locked inside Matress World and slept on the floor.
→ Yomomma so hairy that when she puts her arm to her side it looks like she has Don King in a headlock.
→ Yo mama so stupid that she got stabbed in a shoot out.
→ Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world the little kids ran away and told their parents that a whale escaped.
→ Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
→ Yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch.
→ Yo' Mamma is so fat she uses a VHS as a beeper!
→ Your mama's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
→ Yo Mama so damn old she used to Gang Bang with the Flintstones and had an affair with Captain Caveman.
→ Yo mamas so fat she shoved a battery up her ass and yelled "I got the Power!".
→ Yo mama so stupid and clumsy, she got tangled in a cordless phone.
→ Yo mama soooo fat, she put on a yellow dress and the kids thought she was the school bus.
→ Yo' Sista's just like a like a Popsicle - everybody wants afuckin lick!
→ Yo Mamma's so hairy she just got an armpit trim and lost 20 pounds!
→ Yo Moma sooooo ugly, I could have been yo Daddy butthe dog beat me under the fence!
→ Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"
→ Yo mam like a screen door -after a couple of bangs she tends to loosen up.
→ Yo mama is so fat she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
→ Yo mama so stupid she putsa ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept
→ I heard that Yo mama is on the warpath - she lost a finger and now can't count past 9...
→ Yo mama so nasty when shemasterbates, she gets arrested for cruelty to animals.
→ Yo mama's blind and is seeing another man.
→ Yo mama's glasses are so damn thick she can see into the future.
→ Yo mama's so old, she owesFred Flintstone a food stamp.
→ You gotta tell yo moma to stop changing lipstick color - I'm now getting a freakin Rainbow on my d**k!
→ Yo sista so damn stupid on her last job application where it said 'Sex?' she marked "M, F, and occasionally on a Thursday too.."
→ You' big brother so damn stupid that on his last job application, under emergency contact he put 999 (911).
→ Yo mam is so stupid - I just aks her about her X-Men and she said: "Well, my first baby's daddy was Jimmy...and Istill see Johnny on Fridays...." → Yo Star Trek nerd so hairy she make Chewbacca look like Jean Luc Picard.
→ Your house is so disgustingthat I tripped over a rat, got bitten by a tarantula and to top it off - the cockroaches nicked ma wallet...
→ I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest wilderbeast.
→ I could have been Yo daddy,but the gorilla in front of me inline didn't use a condom.
→ If yo Momma n Poppa got a divorce, heck, they'd still be Brother and Sister
→ Yo mama's so fat that when she walks across the living room, the radio skips
→ I got on the train last night -they had a new sign up reading - "Maximum Occupancy: 200 Patrons OR YoMama"
→ Yo grannie's so fat, on eachof her butt cheeks she has"Place Your Ad Here" printed.
→ Yo mama's a stunt double for the Predator
→ Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
→ Yo sista so fat that she gets runs in her Levi's
→ Yo mama's so fat, she ain't on a diet, she's on a Triet - She's all like - "Whatever yo eating ... I'll try it!"
→ Yo Mother in law's so fat, she was floating in the Atlanticocean and Spain claimed her as a New World.
→ Yo mama's so fat, she gobbles down Cookies as if they were tic-tacs
→ Your moma's so stupid she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.
→ Yo mama's so large, she went to get an all over tan and the sun burned out...
→ Your mamma's so fat, the body snatchers called home for backup.
→ Yo AOL buddy so stupid when the Computer said 'Press any key to continue', she phoned support complaingshe couldn't find the 'any' key...
→ Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
→ You mama's so daft she thought Chubby Checkers wasa game for fat people.
→ Yo Cousin so stupid that when I said I was going to Thailand she asked me if theystill sold Kippers....
→ Your so ugly even the Elephant Man makes jokes about ye!
→ Yo Nana so ugly she didn't get hit with an ugly stick, but with THE ugly log.
→ I was speaking to your parents - they told me you was such an ugly baby they had to feed you with a slingshot.
→ Yo' kid brother so hairy, when I took him to the zoo thegorillas went ape shit thinking I had stole one of their babies...
→ Yo mama only got 1 finger and runs around stealing key rings.
→ Yo auntie Ethel's so toothless, it took her an hour to eat minute rice.
→ Yo mama's like the new AOL 7.0: Fast, fun, oh so easy andyou get 100 hours FREE
→ Yo brother's mouth so damnenormous, he speaks in Dolbysurround sound!
→ Yo girlfriend's hips are so big, folk set their drinks on them. Your Noggin's so damn big you gotta wash yer hair inthe Niagra Falls...
→ Yo Mama's so freakin nasty,I talked to her over the PC and she gave me a virus.
→ Yo mama's like a pirate, there she blows
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDSUS!!"
→ Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.
Yo mama so stupid she took aruler to bed with her to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so damn stupid on a job application it said "sex" and she wrote Monday wednesday and sometimes friday.
→ Paris and Rico walked into the locker room holding his side and bending over. Paris says "ow man im so sore" Dario asks " whats wrong?" Paris replies " man yo mama was rough last night" Rico adds " she needs to loosen up"
→ Yo mama such a dirty whorethat they're having to paternity test the whole state of Texas just to find out who yo daddy is!
→ Yo mamma so old that in the back seat of your car, kids don't say 'Are we there yet', they scream, 'Is she Dead yet!'
→ Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
→ Yo mama smells so bad, when she went to make friends with a skunk, the skunk got hit by a truck on purpose!
→ Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her
pants
→ Yo mama so fat her logo is"we are family, burger king, mc donalds and
me..."
→ Yo mama so fat she has all the food caterers on speed dial
→ Yo mama is so big she tripped over wal-mart and landed on target and evey time she passes by the t.v. i miss a seoson of friends
→ Your mommas so old someone told her to act her age and she died
→ Yo mama so poor that when i stepped on a cigarette she cried, hey, who turned off the heater.
→ Your sister is so ugly she reminds me of your mom.
→ Yo mamma so ugly, yo daddy would rather kiss her ass before going work everyday
→ Your moms so ugly the mailman mistacked her as the dog.
→ You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
→ This is a fact, yo mama's breath Is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack
I don't mean to be mean, but yo mama needs listerine, not asip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.
→ Yo Mama's teeth are so yellow, cars slow down when she smiles!
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